Is the world perfect becoz of misfits or is the misfits that the world is perfect? See, I juz said I'm a misfit.

Thursday, December 28, 2006

Retail Therapy

Retail therapy is good for health but bad for the pocket! Misty has been shopping for 2 days and she's on a buying-high *gulpz* minus the pocket part. Even tho' sale in Perth is not as gd as Melb, but still so many cheap bargains. Good deals until Misty oso tink its safer to snip her card into half... -_-"

The best deal have to be the dress for Chrissy. Farking Cheap. AUD$20 for a evening/party baby doll dress. Similar design to Wayne Cooper/Zimmerman is gng for approx $380-$500. ARrrggGGGHhhh! But dun haf Misty's size?!?! Even Master say it was a gd buy.

Haha... But when Master heard the damage so far, he freaked out... *major gulpz* -_-'''

Anyway, tink there will be more to go next week before Misty returns to Sg for a Food Vengence. hehee... Fark the diet la. X'mas oso eat until explode liao. @ least did work out a lil' by shopping. =p

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Sorry. It's the least I suppose. 28/12/**

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Christmas 2006

Woah.. This is it, it finished in a blink of the eye, tho' we spent most of out tym snoozing thru' the festive season.

This Christmas is very different from the past ones I spent in Sg. Besides the fact that its the 1st in Perth, with Master, it's one heartwarming x'mas I had ever spent. Went to the Englishman's hse for a traditional English dinner, met a fellow Sg there and opened my 1st X'mas cracker in my entire life! Even Master felt touched & warmed up by their friendly gesture and took all the trouble to prep that evening, etc... The hse was nicely dressed up with X'mas deco, candles, food, etc... Thank you Mr. Perry & Miss Junko. (",)

M&M.

Greedy Misty.
(So much for dieting... Siao liao)

So the festive season juz flashed by like this and ended with a beautiful sunset on Boxing Day.

@Freo

[But it's not over yet coz Misty is going shopping on the big sale tmr!!! whahahahhahha!!!]

Saturday, December 23, 2006

(-_-)

Wahhh... finally I got chance not to blog everyday, means tt I'm actually out dng sumthing!?! =P

Followed Master to work on Fri morning and finally haf a chance to see how the newspaper-wrapper machine look like up-close. Super old. Looks at least twice as old as me. Super retro. Super deafening. I was in there for about 1/2 hr and I felt as if my ears were bursting!
Master prep-ing, counting hw many papers to roll.

The Retro Wrapper.

Compared to the last time, Master is getting more proficient in this job. Getting faster!
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See Master's GV9.
So clean & shiny! After 2 hrs of hard work & Misty's poor hands...

Master tired & hungry after washing the GV9.
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Noi @ East Perth Quay.We had our desert here today... The Mud Cake is not bad... And the sparkly wine is actually not bad. But service half bucket. TMD.

Anyway, Christmas' around the corner and Perth's Christmas is nothing compared to bk home... A bit like Hari Raya dressing =P Looks like Christmas will be ma-ma-hu-hu, but heck! It's Misty's 1st Christmas in Perth & 1st tym spending w Master!! Woohoo!!!

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

The Mis-fitted Battle

Battle #1: Weight Loss
Misty has been working out, so that when she return to her homeland, she wun get jeered/teased/make-fun/laffed by her dad/relatives/mota/fav biatch/frens, etc. Not too bad, after 1 week, at least now 1kg is off the scales. 4kgs more to go! Better be gd n not juz H2O loss. (",)

Battle #2: Patience, Patience, Patience & Tolerance
It's juz merely a 7-wks visit back home... juz endure, endure & endure... patience & tolerance... Juz pretend Misty is deaf & dumb and all will be fine.. JUST DUN PUSH IT!

Battle #3: Don't tear the pockets
Whahaha... This is Misty's specialty. *evil grinz* Boy, this is a up-hill long, hard battle!!

So... Battle works begins! This is the misfitted challenge for the Misfit. Misty, Misty... try to out do urself, aye?

Coconut Head

You know when you get water in ur ear, and pple tell you to drip some more water into that ear and tilt it downwards to let it all flow out?

It doesn't work!

Misty was in the shower when 1 side of her ears got water, so follow the above theory rite?!? knn! When Misty did it, the other ear oso kena water flow in, WTF!?! Now both ears got water inside and its farking painful la.. $&*$#$%&* !!! and worse still, when Misty move ard, can feel the water wobbling ard inside the ears... ~(-_-)~

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Indo Grilled Chicken

So as I was saying that I'm gonna try this dish...

Step 1: Marinate.
Step 2: Pop into the grill.
Final Product!
Looks good eh?
Master's Evaluation: 6.5 /10. Must marinate longer a bit, den not spicy enuff.

But look at his round face?!?!

Summer

WAHLAUEH!

This is the 1st summer Misty ever spent in Perth, and it's freaking no joke! It's so HOT & DRY! Like u drink gallons of water oso not enuff, plus Misty ain't a water-barrel! and hardly need to go pee-stops and the skin is so dry & cracked up like snake skin...

And... this wun be the last summer either! -_-'''

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Well, today is another day where Misty goes dreaming about her lil' "pet" shop again, coz' all due to Master's ramblings about wanting to drink coffee, buying the maker n stuff. He said it ain't a bad thing to haf my mind occupied with it, as it may come in handy. But all think and can't do anything about it juz sux... coz' it gives Misty INSOMIA! wtf.

Oh well, gonna give my hand at making grilled Indo chicken for the 1st time. So lets hope we dun get a tummy rambling laterz... =P

Monday, December 18, 2006

Back from Melbourne

... and I'm missing it already!!

Well, as the trip was w my aunty, and those who r close to me wld know... "being quarrelsome is a trait that runs in the family", it was quite a "fed-up" trip. But nonetheless, it was still gd coz I managed to catch up w Ling, Nic, Amos, Danny, Adrina, Zariq and some interesting pple I met up along the way... and of coz, of coz, the shopping is good, the food is good... visited a few new places... Argh! I juz wanna go bk there! Anyway, here r some pics w my K850i. I think the pics r not bad from a camera mobile tho' my photography skills r as gd as none compared to Master or my bitch.

Along Bourke Street.
Good ol' Flinders Station.

One reason why I enjoy Melb, even tho the air & the streets are not as clean/fresh as Perth. look @ the number of people on the roads on a Tuesday morning. And even at night... it's not like dead town perth-atic -_-

Some funny China-tribe-looking man juggling along Swanston.

St. Paul's Cathedral - some refurbishment works in process. I tot it was quite interesting to create a window for walker-bys to peep thru & see how the refurbishment is done.

Ying Thai II - OMG!! *drools* Haven had Thai food for sooo long... this is damn gd.

Sass @ Bridge Rd

Amos & Danny EEeeeeEEeeeeeeeeeeee

The hyped-up dancing queen is thirsty.

Brunswick - This is one of the best stop during this trip.


This is sooo gd - Japanese Food - and please... for all of you wondering what to eat along Smith, check Wabi Sabi out... the place is sooo nicely decorated & the food is fantastic!
*yumm drooools*

The toilet is decorated with old geisha posters and figurines & Misty had a bad shock while checking it out! Coz Misty was so engrossed looking at the pics... when suddenly the music started playing.. it was an old Jap lady singing!! #*$&^ !!! Bad shock.. TMD! But interesting la...

Tako Balls & Yellowtail sushi. The rest of the food, Misty was stuffing her fat face up with the yummy food and then forget to take pics...(-_-)

My fav in Melbourne - After our haircut

The final stop @ Greco's, Crown
What can I say? The cakes here r damn good la... see oso feel hungry... dun tok abt eating!!

So, this is pretty much it for my 5 days in Melb. Surprisingly, I did not try my hand @ Crown and more surprisingly, Misty did MINIMAL shopping! Nothing damaging... bought Master stuff from Laguna & T2, which as expected, he liked them more than anything designer that I would usually buy. For once, he said I used my brain.. So mean rite, buy present still like this say me!!

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*heartache* When Misty returned to Perth that day, she followed Master to work @ the pizza inn... so poor thing. Master work soo hard, Misty see already oso heart pain. Master working very hard... Haf to be kitchenhand, telephone operator, cleaner, driver... all in one job, with so lil' pay!! -_-" The place had poor ventilation as well... juz like pizza in the oven... plus its summer now & its farking bloody hot! and poor Master lost weight while Misty was away... =(

Monday, December 11, 2006

Hello Melbourne!

Misty is leaving tonight!!

Saturday, December 09, 2006

90% and 10%

Someone told me this story:

One morning, this guy got ready for work and was having his morning coffee when his dotter accidently bumped into him and spilled his coffee all over his white crisp shirt. He got so angry that he spent a good amount of time screaming & scolding his dotter before he realised that he was pressed for time and he needed to iron a new shirt and get changed. He had to send his dotter to school b4 getting to work because he spent so much tym scolding her that she missed her school bus. His dotter was late for sch. He sped thru the lights and was stopped by a traffic police who issued him a speeding fine. By the time he got to work, he was so late that his boss gave him a gd one.

So who's fault is it for this whole string of events?

a) The dotter
b) The coffee
c) The traffic police
d) Himself

If the man had controlled his emotions, and not spent time chiding his dotter, perhaps all this wld not haf happened. Afterall, what happened, happened. And nothing else can be done to change the fact and the best solution wld be take things in stride and make the best out of the worst situation.

Moral of the story: We can control 90% of things happening and 10% juz can't be help. If we can better control our emotions, things mite juz work out for the better.

EASIER SAID THAN DONE... ...

This fren of mine oso told me about having expectations... of coz, the usual known to the entire universe - The higher expectations you haf, the harder u fall... Duh! But... what sets the expectations in the 1st place? It's from the start of the r'ship. E.g. If your bf picks you up from work everyday & spend time with u, and after some time, he juz do it lesser & lesser... of coz the gf will kick up a fuss la... den the bf will be wondering WTF. Or, from the start your gf doesn't cook for you, den ocassionally she does it, u will surely appreciate more? coz u did not expect her to do it, and when she does, its a bonus?!?

Misty has been having a rough week with Master.. its the same vicious cycle that Misty can't seem to get out of.. Here, is the misfitted tt had done wrong or the r'ship, at the start, is already misfitted?

" Men only want the destination while women want the journey... "

Friday, December 08, 2006

I need a plastic surgeon

This was taken abt 2 months after the accident... The misfitted scar was red n bumpy. I dunno why this pic is like tt.. no matter hw i save it, it still appears like tt after i upload it. So jus turn ur screen/monitor 90 degrees.


Now its abt 5 mths... not as red.. and with the help of makeup.. its nt so obvious. But still, I feel like swearing at pple who stare at my scar, while talking to me or serving me... KNN

Talking about abt swearing, on Monday, Misty, Master & Misty Aunty will go down to Blackburne office to swear @ our property manger... She's a fucking real CCB! Dare to send us notice for breach of agreement when she did not turn up for the inspection. Fucking bitch.. mishandle the case, still dare to do this. $I@#$&&^%$*(^% !!!!!

J-Meister - Worse to worse, get ready to move house. So u can come back n help move house liao =P, or u oso can come bk to KNN the stupid bitch!

Also hoh, on a lighter note... help me get tt pair of Gucci heels?? heehee...

Lastly, anyone know good plastic surgeon in Sg? Please recommend le...

Thursday, December 07, 2006

I tihink it's true!

It could haf been...

A non-boring day... if

Misty had not sleep till 5 pm!
Misty's aunty dun last minute say she coming to Perth!
Misty not so lazy ???

TMD!

Dunno why everyday oso wake up after 4pm... hardly can get anything done coz' the shops close at 5pm. And tonight is late nite in the suburbs but Misty's aunty is coming last minute!! Then gotta to clean up the mess at home and make J-Meister's room neat & comfy for her. Sian diao la! Already so lazy to wake up den still muz clean the house. Plus, lazy me haf been dumping washed laundry in J-Meister's bed, coz too much to iron! (haha.. u nt ard ma... den temp use ur room as cardboard =p ) Not tt I dun welcome my aunty, but dun need like this last minute wad... spoil my plans to spend the wkend w Master! bleah!

Den again, keep waking up @ the times when normal pple finish work, it really tt MISFITTED?!?! Could haf caught Charlotte's Web with Master...and the 2 boys & Miss Junko.

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Heartfelt nite...

Something that really made my nite last nite, or rather this morning. My long long long, super long tym fren, whom I have not spoken for ages, like at least dunno how many yrs, and I last saw her like 10 yrs ago?!?!

SIM SZE HUA... so sweet of you to call me... *HUGS* Remember to keep your promise ah... Thou' you still the same, super tok cock, sibei funny, alwiz make fun of me, but neva fail to make me laff!

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2 Nights In a Row


Altho' free, but everywk & 2 nites in a row.. a bit jer-lat.. n fattening!!

[2 postings in 1 nite, a bit sad sia... juz shows hw bored I am... -_-' ]

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Bad mood, bad temperament..

Geez... wonder if it had been really me. Or am I juz so exhausted from not being able to sleep properly (tho' i slp 12 hrs a day?!)

This week has started off badly even tho' with the dash of good news of Melb. Being feeling so crappy and edgy... not to mention bored.. Everything adds up, I suppose. Juz dun feel like doin' anything much coz I know I can/will snap any moment.

Master is on 12-hr ++ shift again... kill me la... FUCKING SIANZ! @#$%^&*$##$%^&* !!!!

Well another dash of "good news", for those who are rich/feeling rich/interested, Gucci Winter Sale is now on. How nice... =P

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Supper Maddnesss!

I'm sooooo stuffed w food. As usual, so much for dieting and losing weight. I think this is one crazy meal for supper @ 2am!!!

HongKong style Lobster with Fish porridge & fried dough sticks.

Its quite gd I haf to say... for supper tho' a tat heavy a meal.. hehee

I'm gorging I'm gorging.... The scales are exploding!!

Monday, December 04, 2006

Fairy Tale No More ... ...

Should haf juz stick to this. Itchy backside la.

If miracles do happen, then there wld be world peace isn't it?!?1?

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Misty is unreasonable.
Misty is demanding.
Misty is mean.
Misty is selfish.
Misty is not understanding.
Misty is not everything u asked for.

BUT

Misty is definately a MISFIT.

Not happy?

Fucked it den. coz' I dun think Misty is tt happy either.

Sunday, December 03, 2006

The Loton's Weekend

It's been a long week... work work work.

And falling sick!

BUT all is not lost coz Misty is gng to Melb next week! YAY!!!

Fully paid trip from my fav aunty! How nice is tt.. I'm one step closer to my X'mas wish! But then hoh, Master may not go coz he say he wanna work. Den haf to leave Master alone for a few days. It may not be a bad thing, so he can miss me and understand the imptance of my presence.

Now we are one hr fwd... u think it makes a diff? i doubt it for my misfitted lifestyle.. =P

Can't wait for Melb.. Woohoo!

Friday, December 01, 2006

Lotons @ Rotto

SUPER SEH SEH TONG!!!

With the usual misfitted sleeping patterns, Misty and Master went to work without sleep. Had to drive to Vic Quay @ Freo coz Master was working thru the night. Now I finally know how it feels to drive without sleep. Damn scary, its farking dangerous coz ur road/drive senses is like only half working.

With a cranky mind, no sleep and Perth's cranky weather (Today is the 1st Official day of Summer, w/c was ironically cold as compared to weeks b4), Misty was den told tt the ferry ride to Rotto was abt 1hr. *faintz* Misty has terrible motion sickness.. and terrible means REALLY TERRIBLE!

For those of you who haven been to Rotto and wanting to go there, take a look at this!


Tho Misty is a student, Misty still have to pay adult price coz student only until 16 yrs. And 51 monies for a trip... no way I wld haf gone (so farking ex n still haf motion sickness!) BUT this is a work trip so bo-bianz and its free anyway coz coy covered... and the ferry quite big, like those to Batam.

BUT still... Misty felt really sick after 10 mins. The ferry trip was only 25 mins n the waters were choppy, nt as bad as the last trip fishing... (Yeah Mota, laff ur head out if u read dis, I'm weak, wadever) Had to rushed to the toilet immediately after getting off... toilet details, haha, I leave out, but i did haf mackers for brekky so... use ur imagination =p

Luckily, kind Rob din send me into the freezer for the job or I wun haf fainted, yet he was oso kind enuff to give me a box of shoelaces with a dead cockroach to beep beep with. A dead cockroach is still a cockroach.

Anyway a bit of Rottnest here for the sake of saying "Yeah I've been there.." coz as usual my ah-gian Master said that since the trip was paid for, we shld stay n take a look ard so as not to waste the 51 monies.


From the jetty. I wld say tt if u 1st set foot, the island looks interesting for 5 mins. And just that 5 mins after u read these boards.


Well, Misty me not really into cycling around the island or camping or paying 51 monies to puke and come all the way here to tan, swim or snorkel. So I supposed unless u are the islander, or a naturalist, or enjoy a serene day out w ur family/frens, or an Aboriginal person to visit the burial grounds, Rotto has quite limited activities - tho' they also have a golf range cum country club, chalets for rent, a free-entry art gallery, a "opening-soon" spa centre, and 3 cafes-of-sort to la-kopi... and also to mention, prices for F&B not value for quality.


This is, I wld suppose, the most nice-comfy place to sit ard. We sat here for 1.5 hrs with Aunty Sally, while waiting for the ferry. But not conducive if u haven slept in 24 hrs & tired & cranky coz the breeze wld cradle you to la-la land.


This lil' fella did brighten up my day a lil... Initially dunno wtf it was, look like a mini-joey (due to its paws) yet look like rat-mouse @ the same time... until I was beeping the souveniors and the tag says "Quokka". Yes, this is the very same animal that is on the weekly Thurs barang-barang-garang-guni classifieds, and not some bird, according to my mean english fren who haven step foot on the island yet =p


So, alas, Misty did anchored on Rottnest Island, 2006 AD, 1 December.